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Someone Please Get Barry's DNA

To clear up the controversy over Barry Obama's paternity before the election in November,  someone please get a sample of Barry's DNA.  Then we could find out definitively if it matches east African Kenyan DNA or not.  Simple procedure, but time is running out.



DNA obtained without consent is often used for forensic purposes.  DNA samples were surreptitiously obtained from some Adolf Hitler's nephews which prove that his ancestors go back to stone age Egyptian farmers like the ancestors of Napoleon Bonaparte who ended up in Corsica.  Some question the obtaining of DNA as unethical.  But if Hitler, Napoleon and Obama have nothing to hide, why is this objectionable?  Obama could himself clear up the uncertainty by simply releasing his original birth certificate.



Some of the DNA from Hitler's relatives was allegedly obtained from a coffee cup or plastic containers at a KFC franchise in Germany.  There are a number of means of getting Barry's DNA.  It could be obtained as Hitler's cousins was from discarded cups, plates or plastic eating utensils.  it could be obtained from hair samples after Barry's next hair cut.  It could be obtained after Barry uses a public latrine.  Use your imagination, but please hurry!


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